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N:The Nellie Dean of Soho
FN:The Nellie Dean of Soho
TEL;WORK;VOICE:020 7734 2572
ADR;WORK:;;89 Dean Street;W1D 3SU
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NOTE:It looked nice from the outside, painted rich red with gold gothic lettering, and a spherical glowing lampshade in the window that resembled the future earth after the radical inaction of the Bali Treaty. The inside (of the pub, not the earth) was filled with flapping transients attempting to amuse themselves with the lyrical delights of Newcastle vs Fulham on Albanian TV. The Nellie Dean's standout feature is a vertiginous stairway that sadly doesn't lead to heaven, but rather to a fetid piss-swamp masquerading as the gentlemen's loos, toilets which, moreover, weren't even full of gentlemen, but rather a solitary nutter bashing his head against the wall. Well, it's better than Fulham vs Newcastle.
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