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N:The White Hart
FN:The White Hart
TEL;WORK;VOICE:020 8768 1001
ADR;WORK:;;96 Church Road, Crystal Palace;SE19 2EZ
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NOTE:Crystal Palace's very own people who think they're somebody rush in here on a Saturday evening after a hard day shopping, steely-eyed and with hands like claws, determined to play whatever deep down'n'dirty tricks needed to bag a table for themselves and their effortlessly wealthy accountant/PR/management friends. This is the place that tells them they're cool, they're funky, and they know how to have a good time, with smooth jazz and soul oozing from the speakers just like the "Best Of" collections they've got at home (next to "Back To Mine" Vols 6, 7 and 8). Having ripped a table from the grasp of some unsuspecting oik (hey, the law of the jungle, right?) they order a few bottles of Argentinian Pinot Grigio and some bar snacks before settling back to enjoy a quality night surrounded by shrieking gaggles of atom-hearted clones. It's where it's at, dude.
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