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N:The Bolt Hole
FN:The Bolt Hole
TEL;WORK;VOICE:020 7626 0996
ADR;WORK:;;2a Suffolk Lane;EC4R 0AT
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NOTE:A red set of doors lead down to a gentrified dungeon. Nice clean brick vaults, any hint of torture scrubbed away by minimum wage contract cleaners, with a wide bar staffed by perky waitresses and a giant selection of expensive wines. Everyone is wearing a suit and drinking white wine. Drinking wine, and staring at me, as if I’ve just plummeted from the moon and am going to say something terrible about organisational psychology or market forces. The low-income lasers failed to take me out at the top of the stairs, and now I’ve broken in and contaminated everything. The whole place is doomed. No draught beers, but some heavy-on-the-pocket ale stuff sold in bottles. Not actually a bad place if you’ve got pockets the size of the QEII, and pretty quiet (especially on a sunny day), but the punters really think they’re something.
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